On behalf of Caster, I say: “Fuck you”
Bartlett, close friend to Caster, writes an open letter to the media.
What would you do if you were Caster Semenya?
Wanna know what I would do?
I would call a press conference…
A big gnarly press conference. I would make sure that all the newspapers and news channels were present.
Fifteen minutes before the press conference I would suck a Strepsil (probably an orange flavoured one. The orange ones are damn delicious). That way my throat would be nice and clear.
Upon walking out in front of the microphone I would give a good solid “Ahem” just to make sure that my throat really was nice and clear.
I would check the microphone and make sure that the crowd could hear me properly.
I would then read the following speech:
“Dearest Aunty the IAAF,
You guys are pretty shit. I think you should all go and eat hermaphrodite dick.
I’ll take your gender test. But you will sooner lick the sweat off of my pussy lips than have me accept your crap award as an honour.
Have a shit day,
Caster
P.S. To all you kind people in the press… Thanks for keeping my ordeal secret. Now I can walk down the street and no one will know what I’ve gone through.”
To Caster, I couldn’t be more proud of you. You are a whole bunch more patient and polite than I am. Plus I hear that you could kick the crap out of me in the 800m.
14/09/2009 at 9:31 am Permalink
funny I would not have been as polite as you.
17/09/2009 at 9:00 am Permalink
hala,,,man i luv what u guys do with them brands yo.i think its fucking inteligent,,wana buy some but dont know how bcoz im stayin in witbank currently but cant get any access to your stuff,hala back.
02/10/2009 at 7:16 pm Permalink
Very stupid post, foul language, no humour no point.
12/11/2009 at 5:41 pm Permalink
distasteful and degrading. its very inhumane to squizze a sense of humour on issues over which no one has control whatsoever rather than on issues of choice.
20/11/2009 at 11:37 am Permalink
Now THAT is something the press should be told about this Caster case. It aint on what they have put her through.
07/02/2010 at 6:55 pm Permalink
Where can we buy these shirts in joburg? Thanks
03/04/2010 at 10:58 pm Permalink
Thumbs up. I love your view hey.